This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.
wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in
"Since everyone speaks so highly of beauty…and they constantly try to go on about how that is the best quality, but he – Shakespeare knew more, he didn’t want to compare his love to that, for he saw…what she truly is. She is not a goddess, her hair is not so fair, and she’s just human, but still – nothing…compares to her." (x)
We found your new home, cheeralism
THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school.
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice.
In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.
u lived in a k-mart
This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading
Happy 45th birthday, Jennifer Aniston! (February 11, 1969)
I love how so many parents and teachers are still convinced that kids don’t want to go to school because they don’t like learning. It’s like no you dipshits it’s because high school environments are fucking toxic and make kids want to off themselves stop degrading their intelligence and blaming it on the kids when IT ISN’T THEIR FAULT.
CANNOT REBLOG ENOUGH as someone who works in these toxic environments.
history meme - ten events - the june rebellion [2/10]
The June Rebellion, or the Paris Uprising of 1832 was an unsuccessful, antimonarchist insurrection of Parisian republicans from June 5 to June 6, 1832.