This is SO cool that I just had to share.
you clever fuckers
my teacher used this today
Martin Freeman bought gloverall’s mid monty dufflecoat.
this guy is systematically undoing the world
And, quite frankly, it was the usual. John Watson – who, while I was trying to solve the murder, instead, saved a life.
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”
They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.
They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.
Detachment is a privilege held by people who aren’t targets.
"why are you so emotional about this" - unaffected people
read this. write it on your hand. repeat it to yourself.
so you can never ask me that again
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
Waiting for Benedict to do the ASL ice bucket challenge like